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Humor / Re: hmmmm
« on: June 02, 2011, 06:40:36 am »
no problem ya twat

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Humor / Re: hmmmm
« on: May 24, 2011, 11:40:34 am »
no longer a noob now im bronze !!! >:)

sorry for that thread but i dont want be a noob xD

P.S. Click that, its a funny game

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Humor / Re: hmmmm
« on: May 24, 2011, 11:37:56 am »
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Humor / Re: hmmmm
« on: May 24, 2011, 11:37:21 am »
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Humor / Re: hmmmm
« on: May 24, 2011, 11:36:54 am »
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Humor / hmmmm
« on: May 24, 2011, 11:36:26 am »
4.....

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Social Life / Wanna chat with me?
« on: May 24, 2011, 09:05:28 am »
ik that the server dont come back and im not often here now so i u wanna talk with me come to THIS, register and add dreamsword.

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Music / Re: made a remix [coming back]
« on: May 24, 2011, 09:01:53 am »
i decided that i dont bring it back .

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Show Off / new sigs lol
« on: May 24, 2011, 03:13:31 am »
well all my old signatures failed :D but now i got better  on gimp and soon i'll be a pro
kk look what i made ...



im working on more (:

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Humor / TO DO LIST
« on: May 11, 2011, 12:48:51 pm »
I made a summary of 7-9 " how to annoy people " Lists, but i think not all is really a way to annoy, its more a thing you must have done so i call it to do list :p


TO DO LIST

1. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

2. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

3. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

4. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

5. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

6. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

7. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.

8. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

9. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

10. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.

11. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

12. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

13. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.

14. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."

15. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

16. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

17. Ask people what gender they are.

18. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

19. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

20. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

21. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

22. Sing along at the opera.

23. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"

24. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

25. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

26. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

27. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

28. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

29. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

30. Practice making fax and modem noises.

31. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

32. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

33. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

34. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

35. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

36. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over..

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

39. Set alarms for random times.

40. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."

41. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

42. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"

43. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

44. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

45. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

46. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

47. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

48. "Forget" the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

49. Ask to "interface" with someone.

50. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

51. Never make eye contact.

52. Never break eye contact.

53. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.

54. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says.

55. As people talk, smell their shoulders.

56. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"

57. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.

58. Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.

59. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.

60. Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.

61. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.

62. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.

63. Throw stones at people walking past your house.

64. Keep changing the TV channel every ten seconds.

65. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.

66. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.

67. Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.

68. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.

69. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.

70. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!

71. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.

72. Drive on the wrong side of the road.

73. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.

74. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman.

75. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.

76. Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.

77. Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.

78. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.

79. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."

80. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.

81. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.

82. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's house.

83. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.

84. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.

85. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."

86. On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.

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89. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it's longer.

90. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.

91. At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."

92. Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.

93. Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners. Demand a dollar in a British accent.

94. When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.

95. Face the back when standing in an elevator.

96. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

97. Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".

98. Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!

99. Call every girl you know "dude".

100. Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"

101. Press the "power" button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.

102. Call 911 and breathe heavily.

103. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.

104. Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice.

105. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"

106. When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.

107. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?"

108. While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).

109. Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.

110. Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".

111. Pretend you are invisible.

112. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.

113. Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"

114. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.

115. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"

116. Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."

117. Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.

118. Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.

119. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your head a lot.

120. Turn on the Talk Radio Stations in your car, roll down your windows, and headbang.

121. Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge the death of my father."

122. Call random numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds you get a free scoop."

123. Make a loud and abrupt noise when nobody is looking, then face the other direction when everybody looks your way, pretending the sound came from behind you.

124. When making a list use the same number twice.

124. Pronunce people's names wrong everytime you meet them.

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Other / Re: what should i do?
« on: May 07, 2011, 07:11:45 pm »
my idea was to burn em down but my mom said no ... -.-"

Burn them.

l2read plawks? xD ... joke. we called a guy with the job to kill them so they are owned now  =)

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Music / made a remix [coming back]
« on: May 06, 2011, 02:07:45 pm »
Well, the title say all

deleted them for now cuz i failed at the end (its a bit boring) so i edit it a bit and add it later again .

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Gaming / the X game
« on: May 02, 2011, 05:09:06 am »
hey for all that want play the x game here are the rules

1.be honest while you play it !
2.hold your breath and press the " X " key on your keyboard untill you can no longer.
3.theres no other rule.

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do that like me about 30 X's in a row , i did 32





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Other / what should i do?
« on: May 02, 2011, 02:21:32 am »
i was bored and i have the folowing problem, we have a wasps nest on our attic. so what should i do? ;D

my idea was to burn em down but my mom said no ... -.-"

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